Hampir tersemperak dengan Tok Uban marek bila...

Datin meli roti paun n french bread d Hilton. Begaut nak balit, Datin hanya sempat melimpas rolls royce tok uban ajak. (Rakyat jelata jgnlah merasa ingga kurna Datin sefamili jarang benar mkn roti di Bintulu tok. Jerak meli roti chef 'berperisa' lepeh)

Dijadikan cerita Datin berada d Kch selama 2 hari dgn mak n adik mek. Yang Datin panas hati 2 perkara:

1. Kmk org plan nak sewa keta d Kch. Tp arrangement sidak awkward dan kmk mula rasa sangsi, ie samada sidak ngantar keta kepada kmk awal pagi dah ya kmk tepaksa ngantar org empun keta ya ke opis , OR nya ngantar keta ya tgh mlm. Sapa berani mekrang ompuan ajak. Dah la di sinun kes rogol mcm d KL juak, maka kmk nyuroh adik mek kensel ajaklah. Yg penyewa ya sik puas hati molah merik sms kata-kata kesat. Yg kesiannya adik kmk, sbb nya yang call.
2. My sis nak meli jin yg berjenama kat TJ. Tedah nya sik dilayan. Adakah kurna rupa kmk yg sekda kelasssss maka amoi2 sia sik melayannya? Ok, fine. Pegi Parkson, aikk...sama juak. apa agik saya jerit sama itu mamat "Macam tokkkah SHOP ASSISTANT??" Ngembak hati panas..heheh...beberapa amoi di sia attend to my sis request (duhal masa dlm fitting room my sis ada madah masa kat TJ mekrang sik kenak layan. ya amoi ya madah rilek..kelak kmk layan ktk..piidahh!!) Bila dah settle bayar, amoi dgn tebu di bibir nya madah..please come again..kmk jawab dgn snobbishnya "JERAK KMK NAK DTG SITOK AGIK" (p/s: Dik..tepaksa lah ktk meli di tempat lain pastok..heheh). Don't play-play with this Datin a.k.a Drama Queen

Situasi di atas tdk bermaksud utk menyinggung mana-mana pihak sebaliknya yang baik dijadikan sempadan, yang buruk jadikanlah pengajaran.

Datin SS

Travel & Living of Datuk Bandar Miri : Part 1(a)

kabernyer jomHEBOH maok datang miri 3 - 4 jun 2006

oleh itu Datuk Bandar ingin berpesan:-

a) menabung la dr skrg

b) pikirlah siney mok stay (dukacita dimaklomkan "service apartments" datuk bandar & para kroni keras semuaaaa dah fully booked!!!

c) mok pegi naik bas or dreb dirik pun, petrol mahal wooooohhh

d) mun drebing sendirik mok makey jln lamak yg penuh cabaran segala mak nenek punya lori and trailers or makey coastal road yg kabernyer banyak penyangak!! OR numpang si spanji jak eh!!

e) lepak jak lah di Tg Batu siaaa.....

Bad Day

Hehe... m not having a bad day actually... on contrary tengah heppi sakan merdeka sementara gitu me feet... hehe
tapi bak kata oreng tue-tue ... hope for da best and prepare for da worst.... oleh itu ditujukan lagu tok untuk u all semua... dia punya mp3.. sindiri cari wokehhh... p/s rona pueple ditujukan kepada Unguengkodok seperti gwe, meneka dalam kesamarannnn

Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue skies fade to grey
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on

You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee you go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces everytime
And I don't need no carryin' on

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Well you need a blue sky holiday
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carryin' on

You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day

(Oh.. Holiday..)

Sometimes the system goes on the brink
And the whole thing turns out wrong
You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well oh that strong
And I'm not wrong

So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You've seen what you like
And how does it feel for one more time
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Had a bad day
Had a bad day

Bad Day

Hehe... m not having a bad day actually... on contrary tengah heppi sakan merdeka sementara gitu me feet... hehe
tapi bak kata oreng tue-tue ... hope for da best and prepare for da worst.... oleh itu ditujukan lagu tok untuk u all semua... dia punya mp3.. sindiri cari wokehhh... p/s rona pueple ditujukan kepada Unguengkodok seperti gwe, meneka dalam kesamarannnn

Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue skies fade to grey
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on

You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee you go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces everytime
And I don't need no carryin' on

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Well you need a blue sky holiday
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carryin' on

You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day

(Oh.. Holiday..)

Sometimes the system goes on the brink
And the whole thing turns out wrong
You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well oh that strong
And I'm not wrong

So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You've seen what you like
And how does it feel for one more time
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Had a bad day
Had a bad day

Mari berkempen dan selamat mengundi

hi ppl,

Since negeri kenyalang dah sik ber DUN lagi as at yesterday.... saya ingin mengucapkan selamat mengundi kepada member2 yang dah berumur 21 tahun ke atas...

bagi yang udah mendaftar untuk mengundi.. syababasss bethi... syabbasss betha....
bagi yang belom mendaftar ... tsk tsk tsk... shame on you... don't u come near me to talk politics...
bagi yang dah lamaaaaaakkkk mendaftar tapi sik penah mengundi kerana calon asyikkk menang tanpa bertanding... (kenapa diriku terasa) tak dapekkkk le den nak nulong...

bagi yang dah mau merdeka.. (naikkan bendera).. atau buat-buat merdeka (terasa lagik) lawat2lah laman web tok... believe me 90% of da stori there are crap.... so use ur judgment..
http://malaysiantalk.com/

p/s dalam memilih calon-calon e2... terdapat kriteria berikut yang boleh dipakey:-
- hensem for male/ cantik/ginez/bajiek for ladies
- tidak ada BO
- tidak berjanggut (hehe)
- mesti konpiden bercakap lam bahasa Malaysia, English, melayu serawak, melano (sekurang2nya duak dialek eg. mukah & telien, daro ect) cina dan berjakuk.. kalau setakat sepatah haram melayu pun tak paham... english pun tunggang langgang, berjakuk slang abis.. lupakan....

lain2 kriteria??? gwe tidak ada idea udah pok... kamu2 ada idea... mun ada tambah jak.. te he he
ingatlah anda ada dua puluh limak (25) hai untuk pikir sapa yang korang nak AFUNDI... hehe

-peal grass-

p/s kalo ada esapa yang mok pegi Cboo mengundi... singah2lah mentulu....

Miss D'or

Im back!!!! amboi2......mentang2 I can finish 2 bars at one time dah diberik title Miss D'or...takper2....

Just back from my catwalk show di Kuching..so tiring....kalu sapa2 mok menguruskan badan,I think this event amat cocok sekali...he3x...

Spanji...thanks for taking care of my Aaron...kesian Aaron ku..malar jak ditinggalkan..nasib baik Miss Spanji ada to babysit my Aaron...Miss Spanji, I think ur neighbour mikir kitak ya Cina Kalimantan kali.....keh3x...(lawak harimau kayu in da house!!!)but then berhijrah pergi bandar BTu yang indah permai ini...or mungkin nya mikir kitak Cina masok islam (since kitak bertudung ayu gitu) tapi kawen ngan org melaya yang bekerja dengan cdak petronas...keh3x...kreatif tak otak kawan mu ini?

Lagu yang asyik stuck memanjang tu adalah merupakan from my sis punya CD ...will send that song to you since u like it very much. Kmk pun suka juwak...mun sik, sik ada kitak mendengar lagu2 kedak yan berkumandang di dalam badan Aaron ku itu....

counting days to naikkan bendera.....

Oklah sekda cerita besh agik....

-Miss D'or-

Weekend weakens weekender....

Hi ppl,

How was your weekend… mine was ok but somehow a bit saddened by the demise of Tun Ghaffar Baba… how can u not when semua tv telecast live cita ya..

Saturday nite had dinner wif the lovely Datin Tootttt…. She memperdengarkan ringtone handphonenya yang disturbing… hehe… Datin, masih bermain di pikiranku…

Neway…. Before da dinner, did a bit of ehemmmm gardening…. Boleh cayak ker… chichat with neighbour umah kirik who just had a baby #mental note... must go visit...not now... cannot go tangan kosong.. tunggu terimak# (if u standing facing the gate of me haus) then neighbour kanan yang bakal berpindah dis weekend tegur “apa bikin??” nok leput rasa eh…..

Could it be dat neighbour kanan thought that the following:-

non malay pobly cina or kaum bumiputera yang lain (take ur pick... errrrr..)
or kali org melaya pompuan tok kerana ada aaron with melaya plat no. (ke haron... kui kui kui) keta Miss d’ Or .. 2 bar a day parking (or posing rather) at my porch… soo ppl tot I could be a westerner (good heaven m not!)

hehe… hari sabtu yang binggung… Pengajaran cerita... "jangan kihak mun berada di luar rumah"..

noonafter, pick up (not from the floor)… Missy d’ Or… wah3…. Missy … lagu lam ketamu amatlahhhhhh hip hop and funky gitu… just geram cos cd stuck masa lagu firestarter…. Haiya… kaco sungguh…

Aritok… back in opis…. With skeletons in the closet and things swept under the karpet…. Nyawa rasa seram sejoookkkkk jak… hehe.. help help

Travel & Living of Datuk Bandar Miri : Part 1

some say - perjalanan yg jauh bermula dari satu langkah yg pertama....
so....
on your mark..........
get set.......

i say - penulisan yg berjela-jela bermula dari satu emel yg kontot....
tapi....duuhhh......lom ada ilham mok nulis entry tok ehh.....


wooiii Datuk Bandar, ngakuk jak dirik ya MALAS mok nulis...hahahhahaa...

Hari marek merupakan saat berbahagia sebab bos-bos sekda.

Tapi... hari tok Datin merasa amatlah cemas kerana hari Selasa Datin ada 'presentation' tapi benda ya sik difinalise oleh bos Datin gik. So, masa tok Datin berdoa supaya suma bos2 kenak ceret-beret/ demam kus-kus / batuk kokol pada hari Selasa kelak.

A long journey starts with a single step....


Cewahh!! Dasat juak forum kita sampei ke tahap berblog indah...dan sik mustahil akan difilemkan atau dipolah 'reality show'.

fyi, plan KL-Spore mungkin ada pindaan dikit bila nangga bajet ketat gilak kemungkinan sik stay one night kat johor, instead balit kl terus mlm ya lepas puas raon d temasik.

(Mesti ada yg dh nguap tok..day trip ajak plannya sik habis-habis agik..well..biasa lah kan..plan kan main cantik...kelak sikda nak review plan..main redah bak kata Missy X.)

How it started....

masa holideyyy sudah tibaaaa (dah abiss pon)... the best thing about holiday is an unplanned holiday cam mek org pegiChiang mai ari ya janji hotel dah book... bin your itenary lam tong sampah and go wif the flow..

Day Uno: Bertolak ke KL .. check in Concorde Inn

Day Duo : morning2 dari Hotel ke LCCT (yg kokak e2)... sampey Chiang Mai... jalan2.. gett orientiated... urut kaki... melantak makanan thai di RestoranTambi... malam jalan pasar malam tidooooooo... best...

Day Tres : morning2 bekpest... very impressive tapi... manyiak papi (oink oink tatak halal) end up makan loti, buah and telor hard boil oso cereal. salad adatapi mokcik tatak minat... then diambik cdak tour group nanggar gajah... gajah and gajah... fun ... price ok considering tmasuk makan (halal punya), gajah back riding... nait keta kuda... nait rakit ( we omost gugok lam aik)... then pegi orchid garden tapi by dat time dah sik heraaannnn dah nanggar... lelah... dah ya pegi sopping kompleks... x as impressive as Bangkoklah tapi ok juak... selamatttt duit mokcik.. malam makan di restoran Thai/chinese tapi pedas nak mampoos.. kailan ikan masinnya makey ikan long, so a bit boo hoo hoo lah... oso time ya ujan..but if not so pedas nyaman juaklah... udang fresh and cute2 jak. the makan place is called Anusarn Market... banyakkkkkkkk nar kedey jual makanan laut yang tidak penah saya tengok... tapi diragui kehalalannya... telan aik lior jelah...

Day empat ( help2 kami ndak nemu jakuk italy.. kira sampey 3 ajak tauk): bekpest cam marek juak... bla bla bla...>pegi jalan2 di Wororot market... kain amatlahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mures... siap boleh beli kain pakey baju uniform gik ya RM18 for 4 metres... jangan lebey2... AA boleh nait 15kg ajak... pegi Sompret market... pirahhhh ingat cam Wororot... rupa2 nya market buah ajak... kui kui kui... TIPAH TERTIPOOO... dah ya back to the sopping complex... and back....petang jalan lagik... then pegi herbal massage beshhhhhh... pas ya melantak di restoran Arab. ntah apa2 ntah makanan arab>ya... sik berkenan mokcik... tapi abis juakkk.... malam last jalan... dah ya zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Day 5 : bekpest... check out... mintak teksi ngan bell boy sekali yang datangketa ala2 hilux yang ada bumbung.. jadi cam kambinlah kamek org.. (that is theChiang mai Taxi..) janji sampey....